Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

must you whip me so hard..

 

dude...wheres my car?

 

milk it does a body good, you should drink some..

 

ewww...tapeworm

 

this looks like mashed potatoes but sure dont taste like it.. uke:

 

if I spray this thing with Raid will it stop biting my lip?

 

my quake 4 LAN buddies are going to scream when I tell them about this

 

''whats your name ?''

 

yo quiero taco bell...

 

Who let the dogs out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!... yeah that would suck

 

I see you chose not to have the C-section...

 

Is there a correlation to the golden arches above your nasty snatch and Mcdonalds? uke:

 

are you ready to be shaken not stirred octopussy? then let this private eye do his work.

 

look Id like to continue but could you tell Matt Lauer to get the fuck out from in there..

 

Wait a minute, I'm going to need more beer...

 

I see scuba tanks, goggles, flipper, and some bones.. seems like the last divers didnt make it..

 

who's next?

 

never eaten a chick stuck in a turnstile this augh to be interesting

 

so you're a Canadian eh?

 

can we just fuck instead?