Worst thing you've ever swallowed

The worst thing I swallowed..... Hmm, that night when i drank 32 beers was pretty bad. It was great going down, but the ensuing 10-12 hours of passing out, waking up to vomit, passing out again, well. that sucked. Worst part was it was cheap beer that sucked, PBR. And of course ciggarette ashes, my dad used a can in his truck for a while to ash in, and kept it in the cup holder. I was riding with him one day, and grabbed the wrong can. There was about a half inch of flat root beer and lots ash in there. I gulped all of it and swallowed. Realized what it was and gagged abnout halfway through swallowing it, but I didn't throw up, i kept that shit down. I had to spend a half hour gargling with water to get the taste out though.

 

I swallowed a roach on the way to an Aerosmith concert. It was way short and I was inhaling way too hard. Only went down a little bit. I was able to cough it up and continue smoking

 

My friend JJ and I have a game where we take a large cup or small bown, and we fill it with water. Then, we each take turns adding something and taking a sip. We start off easy. Milk, chocolate sauce, juice, etc. Then it gets interesting. Sugar, salt, pepper, hot sauce, various spices, etc. First one to vomit or wuss out loses.

Well, several dry heaves and giggle fits later, it comes to my turn to add something. So I add vinegar. And JJ wusses out. Which is good, because I wasn't going to drink it either.

But, really, that has to be the worst for me. Fucking disgusting, but great fun as well.

 

-penny
-quarter
-live ant
-pee
-finger nail
-paper
-pencil shaving

 

I think its a tie for worst between rat poison (my parents found me in the airing cupoboard, chowing down on the stuff when I was 2) and a peg. Not a full size one, but a dolls clothes peg - when I was six my friend flicked it at me and I was laughing - it went right down my throat, and oh my, I thought I was going to die.

whoops.

And i always end up isatking things in retaurants - like waisabi and avocado, gherkins and jalepeno peppers and once I mistook a slice of ginger for a piece of dried banana - in a retaurant you can't really spit it out, so the amount of times I've been left dying of heat...oh dear. I should proabably pay more attention.

 

window washer fluid. my father filled a powerade bottle up with it and after a soccer game, i happend to pick that bottle up in our van and i drank about 3 oz of it before i realized it wasn't powerade. it was nasty. that was about 5 years ago and it still comes up in conversations. damn window washer fluid.

 

Probably ashes, when my mom used my soda can as an ashtray thinking I was done.

Or, augmentiv. I didn't think I needed water to take it, but holy crap, that stuff is horrible. I gagged it down.

 

This is going to sound weird, but the other day I had a really bad cold so I was using some nose-drops, right? And I was putting some in, and I tripped over the cat, by accident, and involuntarily opened my mouth to say "woops!" and instead got a mouthful of the nose-drops. And obviously they're not going to be toxic, but they are seriously disgusting.

Oh yeah, and there's this medicine that I used to have to take that you put in a glass of water and it dissolves, making the glass go all cloudy, and it is the most disgusting thing ever.

 

That's Alka-Seltzer, and it's made in Indiana.

 

Could be. I can't even remember what it was for.

 

Someone else's booger.

 

i had someone sneeze on my pizza at school and not say anything about it....oh and i used to eat ladybugs when i was 2-3.

 

these fucking painkillers the doctor has put me on- 8 a day. and i feel like a zombie. i feel fucking numb.

 

what? theyre painkillers. not antidepresents or nothin.