would you consider this art??

so when will you be allowed to handle sharp objects again? if ever.

 

they have given me use of safety scissors just recently, i still need to be supervised, but i can do all the cutting on my own now.

 

are they the neato ones that cut zigzag patterns?

my boss used to bring me the mail, hand it and the letter opener to me and tell me to open the mail....so i grabbed the letter opener one day, played with the sharp end for a second and said to him "you know...the conditions of my parole state that i'm not supposed to handle sharp obects..."

 

of course they're the neato scissors. the place only has the best supplies EVER.

 

fingerpaints? do they take away your scissor priveledges if you paint the wrong thing?

 

You have it backwards it depicts The Art of Sex




Hotwater

 

i love the fingerpaints they have. and yes, in certain cases they can take away the scissor privelege. but they usually do that when i start trying to cut people up like i do my pictures

 

you know you can't origami people, right.

 

i do now - thats the original reason why they took away all sharp and pointy objects

 

yeah, me too. now i just paint them. most of them don't seem to mind.

 

when i paint someone, i like cutting their arms off or a leg....sometimes i cut their heads off and eat it as i give them the decapitated painting

 

That's art, not pornography. I think there's a huge difference between the two. Art is well, tastefully done. Porn tends to be a bit more...how should I put this...explicit and a bit more...raunchy?

 

if you can sell it, its art

 

It is art, not very good art, but it's art

 

what about the items that are borderline? Softcore porn or explicit art... the line can get quite blurred

 

it's true....everything does equal art....even sex is art...i however failed art....

 

i'm not downloading it for future....uhm....reference. therefore it's art.

 

but do you fail at sex?
because that would suck
and not in the fun way

 

yes I suck at sex as well. i'm the worst ever....

 

That remains to be seen.