Would you hang out with me ?

If I made a thread like this, there would be nowhere near 200 replies...
Piaf, you badass you...

I wish my gyno would play music while he's probing me.. instead of saying "okay, you will feel something cold and wet, don't be scared, it's just my finger" I'll definitely take some Tone Loc over that anyday...

 

but no marvin gaye. that would just be wrong.

 

Haha of course...

I think Funky Cold Medina would make any gyno visit a pleasurable one...

 

I want to paint a mural on the exam rooms at my gyno's office. Music would be nice. Something, anything to distract me from what is going on. Ugh and I hate it when they say, "You will feel a slight pressure, but don't tense up." It's what I imagine the equivalent to being kicked in the balls to be.

 

Haha...


I know, I love the little warning they ALWAYS say, it's like, yeah, yeah, I know what's about to happen..It's really no surprise... I love the breast exams.."So, how's the weather outside, it's pretty nice huh, any plans for the weekend".. While they squeeze my boob...lovely...

 

Those exams always feel a bit "wrong" to me...like I have been tricked into being felt up...

Find a happy place find a happy place

 

i have a gloriously sexy female doc. i'll never avoid another pap.

 

Haha, so very, very true...

I have a man who is extremely obnoxious and thinks he's a stud, all the women are all up his ass... He has souless eyes and is dead on the inside He really is, no personality, nothing. He makes me feel weird when I make jokes, like I'm stupid or something. He's the stupid one, he can't even help me right. I always prove him wrong, and instead of telling me that I was right, he says things like "well, I guess I was just have a slow day" No asshole, you're a freaking idiot...

 

how about rugby? Im pretty sure its not quite the same as american football...


And back to the books but by older books how old you thinking?

 

Rugby is NOTHING like American football. Never say that again...

 

The martini drunk monkeys are coming to eat your face




"i'm half man..............half amazing"

 

The question is not Would your drunk monkeys hang out with me.
Its Would YOU hang out with me .

 

I don't know, do you have hot friends *L* yes i would hang out with you.

 

I don't know, I think he's too "half-amazing..." to hang out with anyone else besides his other amazing half...

 

I have hot friends, but most of my them are guys.
Girls dont really like me for some reason.

 

There is no OTHER HALF, i can't seem to find a woman worth my time.

 

No, no, Hellvis, I did not mean anyone else besides you--nevermind, right over your head...

 

ya i obviously missed it.

 

try making out with a few of these said girls, that will help.

 

Janja, baby. You should know the answer.

I think we'd be great friends.