Would you rather suck my dick or would you rather knit all day for a month?

http://home.triad.rr.com/booboospage/free_candy_van.jpg

could this, perchance, be your vehicle?

 

going with the knitting, for sure...

 

im gonna have to go with sucking dick,
seeing as i dont know how to knit and some nice banjo toting hillbillies told me the other day that i had a "purdy mouth"...

 

fuck knitting

 

speaking of sucking dick...

paul mooney

 

lol, every guy so far has opted for sucking dick and every girl has opted for knitting.

 

is knitting really that bad, guys?

 

I don't know...

But it probably takes a lot more time to learn than sucking dick.

 

its actually just a few simple steps repeated over and over again, i believe. it can't be that hard.

and i can say with certainty that knitting doesn't taste half as bad as dick.

 

OK thanks for the oral lesson so how do you knit then?

 

i have no idea. i've just absent mindedly watched other people do it, and it just seemed like simple repetition.

but anyways, if you're really interested
http://www.learntoknit.com/instructions_kn.php3

 

you sure do have a purdy mouth...

question is...can you squeal like a pig?

 

knitting is very easy...this is coming from someone who knits....

 

yes, yes i can...and have...

 

excellent...this is good information to have

 

gosh...I get really different types of satisfaction from these things things. I want both!

 

Well I don't know how to knit so....

 

may I chose crochet instead of Knitting?

 

I think I may have to meet you half way on that one - I shall knit you a knob-warmer (as it's winter) and then my work shall end there!

 

No dick goin in this mouth. Ill knit for 10 minutes then say fuck this. I dont do either.