Would you rather

Not sure. Does saving a species mean that a human dies, and vice versa?

I'd go for the species, because I hate people. If it was a choice between lemmings and a cute girl called Emma though, then this would pose an interesting dilemma.

Would you rather car pool every day with a group of people who fart, or suffer from an irritable colon?

 

ill take the farters....

would you rather lose a ear or eye?

 

An ear. You can still hear without an ear.

Would you rather go 1 week without water or 1 month without food?

 

one week with water

eat seafood or meat?

 

seafood

ass-raped by a huge but merciful gorilla then let free or left in a cage for 15 mins with a very hungry lion called Parsley?

 

Ill take my chances with the kitty cat I guess.

Would you rather have to watch a porno of yourself in front of your boss (if you are a boss your number 1 customer/staff member) or would you rather walk around a busy downtown area naked for a full 24 hours on a Saturday?

 

24hrs naked

would you rather your partner was mentally deranged for a small amount of time each month but absolutely on the same page as you in the sense of your outlook on the world for the rest of he time, or a "normal" partner who's outlook contrasted with yours completely?

 

I'll take the PMS.

Who would you rather punch, Burt or Ernie?

 

why didn't i see that coming? (well you won't have to worry about that IB... sheep don't suffer with PMS as far as i'm aware)...

a long and miserable life or a short happy one?

 

short happy one

Eat a raw snake or eat a BBAD turd?

 

short n happy

salt or pepper on food?

 

Raw snake with a little pepper.

would you rather being blind or deaf?

 

Both sound pretty bad but I suppose i'd rather be deaf.

Psychedelic Rock or Electronic Music.

 

electronic without question

would you rather be a bra or knickers?

 

it would depend on the person, but i'm going for the bra option...

simulated/virtual sex with an imaginary absolute perfect looking babe whenever you want it or actual sex with a very nice person (you have a place in your heart for this person) who is not quite babe material and his/her libido isn't anywhere near as high as your own...?

 

depends how good the virtual is

rather eat mc donalds for life or burger king?

 

Burger King definately


Spend one month on a rollercoaster non stop, or spend one month in a minimum security jail?

 

The jail, less likely to go insane. Easier to keep your head down in prison than on a perpetual rollercoasyer prolly ehh


Would you rather meet jesus but have your entire record collection stolen beyond retreivibility and then go deaf in one ear but feel blessed nonetheless, or meet hitler and be given a magic ipod that contains and will contain every song, video and film ever made, the downside then being that you get anally raped a couple of times in your life randomly by a gang og hell's angels, and if you don't please them then you go to hell?

 

guess ill take hitler...

would you rather start your current life over, or roll the dice for a new life entirely (still during the same years)

 

Neither, I love my family and my life is alright and getting better.

Would you rather get drunk with John Steinbeck or wrestle alligators with Steve Irwin?