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would you rather be a womens bicycle seat or a power lifter's leotard?

 

Woman's bicycle seat. I enjoy a woman's bottom on my face.


Would you rather go into space for 7 days or spend 7 days volunteering for conjugal visits at a prison for the sex of your preference?

 

Three days in space maybe - but I think conjugal visits.

Would you rather die on Everest of the cold or in Death Valley of the heat?

 

Death Valley I think

Would you rather be locked in a cupboard for two weeks with food and water to sustain you, but no light or accidentally fall into a shit pit?

 

Cupboard - Maybe I could learn to meditate.

Would you rather not be able to sleep or not be able to have sex?

 

I'd give up sex, not sleeping would make me go crazy, literally.

Would you rather be born with green or yellow hair?

 

Green

Would you rather eat a pile of dog shit or drink out of the worst toilet in Scotland?

 

Well, considering what I know of Scotland both acts would entail the same thing. I guess I'd go for the dog shit. At least it'd be more solid.

Would you rather spend 16 years flying to Jupiter and never come back to earth, or spend 16 years living a miserable life?

 

Jupiter!

Would you rather be anally raped by Phil Jupitus or be given the task of solving a mathematical quandry on the basis that if you don't then you die?

 

Not familiar with Jupitus - however since the other choice involves death I'll take Jupitus.

Would you rather be in a commercial airline disaster in which you come out burned to a crisp but alive or come too in a coffin and realize you had been buried alive?

 

buried alive

would you rather eat a pound of moldy cheese or 12 uncooked raw eggs.

 

I guess the eggs, though I'd immediately puke afterwards. I'd say both would have a good shot at killing you. A pound of cheese would be like concrete in your digestive system.


Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?

 

werewolf would be bad ass, since i would walk in day light. especially after watching the movies Underworld

would you rather be a tiny innocent fish, or a dangerous meat eating alligator?

 

Obviously the alligator. I'd pick off people who parked at the back of Walmart parking lots :reddevil:


Would you rather live in a tree house like the Ewoks lived in, or an underground bunker?

 

Ewoks (do Hobbits live in bunkers?)

Would you rather be God or Lucifer?

 

Doesn't matter to me as long as I live in peace

Would you rather have a $100,000 car or $20,000 house?

 

$20,000 house ... the house can be improved on

would you rather... never use the internet again, or never use a cell phone again?

 

I would rather be naked in front of familiars.

-Would you rather spoon with a skunk or lick a dogs butt?

 

What breed of dog?
Would you rather own an adult Chimpanzee or a step in a bed of fire ants?

 

lol ill take the chimpanzee

Would you rather be a professional guitarist or drummer?