Would you rather

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Would you rather get slapped across the face by Bill Clinton, or have your pet run over by Jesus?

 

Slapped by Clinton, although I don't have a pet. I'd then have an excuse to slap him back and then maybe he'd die.

Would you rather be made to write this entire thread out using your left hand (right hand if you're left handed) without being able to drink water or go to the toilet, or would you rather be made to eat every letter in it in alphabetti-spaghetti form in the one go?

 

write it with my left hand

Would you rather have a beard like the guys from ZZ Top, or have a pet bear that is trained to kill your enemies and the murders can never be traced back to you?

 

Pet bear psycho vigilante

Would you rather be a gold fish for a day in a bowl in the living room of Fred West in the 1980's, or a spider in the loft of John Cleese's house on the first day he started shooting Fawlty Towers?

 

killer bear

Would you rather have vulcan ears or a unibrow?

 

Vulcan ears


Would you rather be a gold fish for a day in a bowl in the living room of Fred West in the 1980's, or a spider in the loft of John Cleese's house on the first day he started shooting Fawlty Towers?

 

obviously the spider..more chance of getting laid..dah


would you rather have a cancer cure card to be cashed in if needed or a heart attack cure card to be cashed in as needed

 

cancer

would you rather be smoked by a stoner cyclops or crushed by a half ton of acid?

 

acid. i'd want to die for something i loved, not a giant one eyed freak.

would you rather lose all motor function at the age of 15 doing something really fun, or live to be 120 but have to eat unseasoned gruel every day, and never do anything "risky"?

 

lose all motor function at 15

would you rather be made into a bagpipe bag for a tone-deaf pipes player but travel far and wide or be made into a drum skin for keith moon, where ever the hell he is, and stay put?

 

Bagpipes rule! I never cared for Keith Moon, so. I'd rather be bagpipes.


Would you rather die from the effects of heat or of cold?

 

If it's winter heat, summer then I want to die of cold.

Would you rather be made to stand in the same position for three days, or lie on your back for five days?

 

Lie on my back --

Would you rather you rather fall from a second story window or have your foot slip off the pedal on your bicycle and come down hard on the bar?

 

lay on my back for 5...

ooops too slow... ummmm foot slip onto bar....

would you rather poop in a very public place or be slapped about the face with a wet fish till cheeks are red?

 

Poop in public, ain't no one slapping me with a fish tail.

Would you rather be ignorant and blissful, or wise and disappointed?

 

Since I'm already the latter, I'll go with the former.

Would you rather get a copy of a random album that is going to come out in ten years time, or an album from a band of your choice that is coming out in between 1 and 2 years from now?

 

random... i like surprises...

would you rather take a right turn into a canal (mistaking it for a road) on your car/bike, or accidentally hit your own thumb with a hammer?

 

hit my thumb for sure

would you rather eat 1000 oranges in a row or 1000 apples?

 

1000 apples, in a barrel of cider

Would you rather Star Trek never existed or Doctor Who?

 

dr who. a lot of technological advances have come from nerds watching star trek. like the taser. where would youtube be without the taser?

would you rather lose both your eyes, or lose your nose and lips?