Would you rather

I write the greatest love song that's perfect for tripping and has a 2 minute face shredding guitar solo that completely changes music.... But its not recognized as such until after I have departed.

Would you rather live off pudding or jello for a week?

 

damn..i would rather starve...pudding gets that coating of skin on it and jello gets hard and gross...i guess the jello


would you rather be a rock sensation and die at 27 or live to be 100 in a mental hospital[a nice one]

 

Rock sensation but I'd probably only get 1-2 albums out before I passed

Would you rather fight war with a bayonet or an automatic high powered rifle? (enemy has the same in each situation)

 

100 in a nice looney bin. 27 ain't that long. The drugs are shitty but the supply is steady in the hospital . . .

Would you rather have to sit on a subway bench next to someone with open, supperating sores or next to someone with flagrant cold/flue symptoms?

 

flagarant cold symptoms.

Answer post 83...

 

Rifle. For someone who only sees out of one eye, i am a very good shot. My swordplay was always lame . . .

Would you rather be stuck in the trenches in world war I (either side) or stuck in the jungle during the Vietnam war?

 

stuck in the jungle in Vietnam. It actually sounds worse on the surface but I think that may just be perception cause we lost the war and stuff. Being underground seems like it would be claustrophobic and hell in war.

Would you rather run into the loch ness monster or Bigfoot?

 

Bigfoot...I would smoke him out

Who would you rather share a sleeping bag with:

Dracula or Frankenstein?

 

Frankenstein, I only like being bit by living human women.

would you rather have been Syd Barrett's (pink floyd) replacement or brian jones(rolling stones) replacement?

 

Both were truly irreplaceable. Syd Barrett - i like Floyd a bit more than Stones.

Would you rather be drug rich but money poor (no trading one for the other!) or money rich and drug poor?

 

money rich.

Would you rather have a pet stegosaurus or pet brontosaurus?

 

Stegosaurus. Hell yeah! Always my favorite dino since childhood.

Would you rather piss on the grave of Edward Teller or piss on the grave of Ronald Reagan?

 

dont know edward teller so i will pee on his grave....i dont have a problem with reagan..he was just a puppet and he did a couple good things...who is teller?

would you rather babysit 6 little kids for a week or take care of a bed ridden senior for a month?

 

6 little kids for a week, while it may be hectic It wouldn't be straight depressing like attending to the bed ridden senior.

Would you rather be tickled for an hour straight or sneeze for an hour straight?

 

i'll take the bedridden senior any day... less work...

would you rather good homebaking (you and your partner are cooking) and eat in, or restaurant meal (eating out together)?

ooops... sorry... too slow...

 

#94 sneeze
#95 homecooking - i already do
Response to query in #93 - Father of the Hydrogen (Thermonuclear) bomb

Would you rather go for 3 minutes without oxygen or 30 days without any food?

 

3 minutes without food.

Would you rather be a contestant on wheel of fortune or the price is right?

 

re-read question

 

Wheel of Fortune, I can't stand Drew Carey


Would you rather eat cat shit or dog shit? (equal quantities of both)

 

Dog Shit I guess.

3 minutes without oxygen, brainfart!


Sticking with the shit topic:
Would you rather shit your pants and run a mile on a normal track or run a mile with clean underwear on a shit covered track? (you can have shoes but it's fresh and smelly)