Would you rather

Im assuming my excrement is part of myself so... myself

Would you rather be responsible for curing cancer & AIDS or bringing about world peace?

 

world peace

See post 140

 

I'd fight once a month.

Would you rather eat a urinal cake from a public bathroom or drink a cup of Rob Schneider's semen?

 

I guess I would drink a cup of Rob Schneider's semen... depending on how big the cup was.

Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?

 

freeze

get lost in a huge cemetary at dusk or a desert in the midday sun

 

freeze

get lost in a huge cemetary at dusk or a desert in the midday sun

 

cemetery at dusk...not rally scary...the desert could kill you


outlive your children or life imprisonment in a third world

 

outlive my children


Would you rather be on a sinking ship (with a chance of rescue) out in the Atlantic while high on acid or spend a year sharing a prison cell with a giant, sexually hungry man who abuses cocaine?

 

neither

would you rather eat frog legs or cow brains?

 

Frog legs, I've eaten them a few times.


See post #148

 

The horny prisoner, because I have a huge fear of the ocean.



Would you rather be a womans foot slave for a year, being forced to worship her feet in a humiliating fashion, or have to run your tounge up oprahs asscrack once an hour for a week?

 

Definately Oprah, I'd tap that real good


Would you rather eat 1 pound of spray can cheese everyday for a week, or smoke heroin once a day for a week?

 

Smoke heroin for sure

Would you rather have seen Hendrix live or the doors with Morrison?

 

Hendrix. Morrison blows.


Would you rather tear out and eat the heart of a living cow, or be the victim of a pissed off bull at a rodeo?

 

I'll spare myself the broken bones and concussion and go for the heart.

Would you rather clean Dick Cheney's asshole with your tongue after every bowel movement or beat him off while he's on the toilet (he'll cum in your mouth but you can spit)?

 

Jesus, man...


I guess I'd rather blow him and swallow, but I'd be demanding a few hundred bucks for it.


Would you rather piss your pants and have it be very visually obvious on a date that was going really well, or go to church three times a week for one year?

 

Church

Would you rather be a devoted scientologst or jehovahs witness?

 

Jehovahs witness, Prince is one :2thumbsup:


Would you rather kill someone when you were drunk driving and only serve three months in jail, or be sentenced to 10 years in prison with no chance of probation or early release?

 

I'd do the 10 years, I wouldn't want the drunk driving on my conscience.



Would you rather get a paper cut on the end of your tongue licking and envelope or have a straight pin pushed up under your fingernail?

 

I've had both, I'll opt for the paper cut this time.


Would you rather spend 5 years in a coma, or spend 5 years in prison?