Would you rather...

OMG!! Well I don’t want dog food so yuk

WYR a blond or brunette?

 

Hahahaha

Brunette

WYR marry the most boring person you know or the most intense and demanding person you know?

 

All else equal, boring

WYR watch basketball or hockey?

 

Basketball although I my kids and I just went to our first hockey game last week, it was actually cool.

WYR get caught looking at something “adult only” online by your parents or by your boss?

 

My moms so old I could probably talk my way around it.

WYR have your wife catch you eyeing a scantily clad lady or taking cash from her purse?

 

Taking cash


WYR go on a silent nonspeaking retreat for a week or go on a long weekend vacation with someone who never shuts up?

 

I’m a good listener so weekend

WYR drink cold coffee or hot beer?

 

Cold coffee


WYR ride a skateboard or walk on your hands everywhere you went?

 

Skateboard


WYR beat a drum or play a flute ?

 

Drum

WYR snow ski or water ski?

 

Snow ski


WYR tell everyone at work an embarrassing truth about yourself or an outrageous lie everyone will believe?

 

Truth, lies never end well



WYR stroke a real lion or swim with dolphins?

 

Swim

WYR sing a solo in public or give a speech?

 

Sing


WYR do your own laundry or let someone else do it?

 

Do my own


WYR cook a different meal for each member of your family every night or never get to choose what’s for dinner?

 

One meal for all

WYR walk or drive for a short errand?

 

Walk


WYR eat a tub of your favourite ice cream or go jogging for an hour ?

 

Ice cream


WYR always get the wrong coffee order or never get coffee at all?

 

Never get coffee



WYR be hypnotised or drunk ?

 

Drunk


WYR have a dog that looks like a baby or a baby that looks like a dog?