wow! Laid in a church parking lot!!

Haha. I read in the paper today that priest at the church my dad went to recently got rehired after being fired for trying to double team a mom and her 15 year old daughter. I love Jesus.

 

Holy shit, it's The Todd.

 

My good friend fucked his girlfriend in his pastors house! OWNED!! haha

 

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
- System of a Down "Violent Pornography"

 

i fuckin love this song.. not a huge fan of systems new shit overall though.. seems a bit more "pop"py

 

I've heard new news on their "break" from each other. It sounds like there won't be any more SOAD.

I got to see their mezmerize tour when it came to the cities. Oh god, the show was outstanding. One guy came out and had a fucking seizure on the drums for like 30 minutes. Then some band no one knew came out and played some songs for a little bit. A lot of people got pissed of that The Mars Volta played for like 1:45 NONSTOP. A lot of people were buying beer. The show was great. They opened the show with B.Y.O.B. which was incredibly predictable, but the best part was the last song. When Serj was doing the part about the girl friend he changed the lyrics to "sometimes my girl she gives me a little head." It was amusing. The final fast lyric part of that song he fucked it up and ended up screaming WHO THE FUCK CARES.

All in all a great show. It makes me sad they probably won't get back together.

 

and its not just the sons either. i met this preachers(technically an out of work preacher, but still) daughter in my rehab. shes crazy but fun as hell and currently my girlfriend so yah. rehabs a great place to pick up chicks i guess is what im saying

 

hmm..lovely.

 

and people say chivalry is dead...

 

I've tried this. While it never usually works out in the long term. In most of my experience they either have huge tits or are total freaks in the sack.

The first chick I banged from rehab was an experience for lack of a better word.

 

(CNN) -- A man and a woman have been charged by police in Italy after they were found having sex in a confession box, it was reported Wednesday.
The Italian ANSA news agency said the young man and woman were taken into custody by police in the northern city of Cesena following a telephone complaint from a man attending morning Mass in the city's cathedral.
Authorities were alerted after a parishoner heard "rustling and groaning" coming from inside the confession box and pulled back the curtains to reveal a goth-rock couple engaged in oral sex, ANSA said.
The agency said the pair -- a 31-year-old laborer and a 32-year-old teacher -- defended their conduct saying: "We are atheists and for us, having sex in church is like doing it any other place."
However, Bishop Antonio Lanfranchi of Cesena-Sarsina took said the couple's behavior was "an outrage of notable proportions which bespeaks unutterable squalor."
He added that a special ceremony would be held to purify the confession box.

 

You just met a slut.


You just got AIDs.

You just got owned.


lol.

 

^LMFAHOMFA Translation;(laugh my fuckin ass hole of my fucken ass) LOL

 

ive gotten laid in some weird places before... but not by a random adi;osjfiqwojfoipasjgf

 

word. i got laid in my girlfriends moms bed last night

 

hawt.

 

Well thats pretty grimey.

 

Probably not the best idea to have sex so indiscriminately with some female you did not know while you were just watching her in some other guys lap. I hope you wrapped it up and I would go get tested within the next two weeks.

The first time my boyfriend and I had sex it was inside of a church. Great experience.