Write your suicide letter in this thread -

I apologize. If I'd known you'd done it before. Everyone, please remove your posts. Thank you.

 

haha that would be funny..
and you could stand over their shoulder without them knowing while they are reading it and you could start reading it outloud..

 

Quote: yes, twice. How many times have you done it?

Seems you weren't very good at it.

 

or just grab them from behind, shake them, and shout very loudly as they're already crying hysterically.......god that'd be so fun

 

I think then you would actually get to see someone shit there pants...

 

that'd be sweet, but it'd be better to see them flat out faint

 

hahaha then you could make a suicide note for them, and throw it on top of them
haha like on that movie Heathers...well not really like it cause they really did kill the people