yay!!! have a new bf

*gasp* you kinky bastard, you!

 

You know, I thought this whole time that you could see my hair in that soft-porn picture I put up. I now realize you can't. Yes, I am a blonde.

 

And all this time I was imagining you with cropped dark hair. We should be HF sisters. 20 and blonde. and like callgirls.

 

No we can not see your hair. You are still wearing your underwear.

 

Cate: awesome! I'm in.

Bird: Zing! Well done AGAIN. You are in fine form today, my friend.

 

Molly: Thanks.

 

Unfortunately I feel it's only fair to tell you that, while Cate wants to be a Brazilian [lesbian], I actually have a Brazilian; so even without the underwear you wouldn't be able to tell.

 

Brazilian is the sexiest thing possible. Whenever people (or gross men at the bar) ask me if the carpet matches the drapes, I tell them, 'well no, im not bald'.

 

Ha! We're twins! Nice. I would use that, except I'm worried it would basically send the message that I'm okay talking about my hooha with leery old pervs in bars.

 

I know, thats the only drawback :tongue:

 

if the drapes matched the carpet, i would have a mohawk...

 

Not that I'm never in the mood to tease pervy old men in bars, of course.

Zilla, you would probably look hot with a mohawk anyway.

 

teasing pervy ol' men is one of my favorite pastimes.

and i've definitely considered the mohawk, if only for consistency's sake.

 

I don't think I care enough about consistency to wax my scalp.

 

Teach him to groom your pit hair.