weres my cosmetic cock surgery? i want a mushroom tip fer fucks sake!dick as wide as the rim shit has got to stop!tried a penus pump. tried beatin it with a ping pong paddle!I WANT A FAT RIM ON MY COCK!kin thatl go bump in the night .grrls say oh jonny you got a pretty cock. no grrl i want a darth vader dick! fuckit i want genital warts! sum kinna break from this even keel missile silo cock i got!no more angles. damn pencil dicked motherfucker!middle of my dick is wider than my rim. what the fuck is that? no fruit shaped like my shit. porno fucks aint afflicted like me?who wants a bump in the middle? fukkin hydroplangae dwarfes n shit. dick got a pot belly. lazy ass dick.