yet another lies thread

It is not 5 am and snowing.

 

I did it with my uncle when I was 12 and we had an ugly baby. The kid is now in jail for trying to kill his daddy, my uncle.

 

Oxyqueen keeps sending me pictures with explicit texts,begging me to be her Orgasm King.

 

I am Sallysmart's Uncle.....;-)

 

Pssst,,, yer actually my half brother,,, just a lot older

 

Errrm...I don't find Sallysmart & farm animal at ALL disturbing........

 

Me neither, you should see my horse!

 

The sun will not shine today.

 

Puggybear is not picking on me and my loverly daughter/sister/lovechild Sallysmart! ;-)

 

farmout's family greet each other with a 'Yo-High Six!"

 

I hate sex!

 

so do i :devil:

 

You've told me that a hundred times

 

that just goes to show how many times we have had liasons!

 

il doit être agréable de recevoir l'aide du gouvernement et de la fumée drogue toute la journée sur nos impôts.


Je ne suis pas bouleversé ....

 

I understood every bit of that last post

 

TSK! Sally,my good friend and fellow musician orison,for whom I have huge respect,said "It must be very cozy to receive help from the gov't and smoke drugs all day to no taxes. I'm not upset". It's called French-lots of people in Europe speak it-especially the French.

Orison-Ne perdez pas courage,mon ami. Vous avez votre estime de soi,le respect de soi,et l'admiration de tous ceux qui travaillent,paient des impots,du mal a joindre les deux bouts,mai refuser de donner em! Rock on,frere!

 

I still hate sex, you cant make me like it!

 

Sex is not worth all the grunting, heavy breathing, belly farts, sweat, body fluids leaking everywhere, all for three seconds of pleasure.....;-)

 

Your're right, I could have more fun with less mess hanging out at the gym for an hour or two each day. I'm giving up sex, starting yesterday.