yet another lies thread

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I can see each and every one of you.

 

I saw you first

 

I decided not to get up today. Typing in my sleep.

 

I decided not to get up today too. Have already stayed past pee time twice and am hoping I wont have to poop till tomorrow

 

I just LOVED the last couple of weeks. Some shit just should never end.

 

Speaking of shit, I did have to, might as well get up now,,,,

 

While you're in there Sally,please smile for the secret cctv I installe.....oh [s'posta LIE!]

 

I just saw my ass on YouTube.

 

I just saw your ass on u-tube, too.....

 

I will not be able to see my brother today.

 

As we were getting dressed,young Spectacles told me she'd never had so many orgasms in one night,that her legs were weak and wobbly....so I'd have to make my own breakfast!














GOTCHA-I'M LYING! Look at the thread title! Of COURSE Spectacles made breakfast-she's a LAYDEE!

 

Sorry puggy, that was not me, I went out to breakfast with my Dad and brother.


OOPS that was the truth.

Lie: I made puggy bring me breakfast in bed.

 

.....and she didn't make me wear the gimp suit and chains while I did it,either!

 

When I woke up this morning I thought it was Saturday.

 

Its a bank holiday, whoo hoo, back to bed!

 

Right-this particular post contains NO lies! ...except for that one....

 

I will not be drinking coffee today.

 

Ive not run the feet of myself today, and my feet feel like fairies..lovely.

 

I will do everything I possibly can today.