yet another lies thread

I can't see myself in the mirror so I'm wondering where I've gone.

 

I'm not going to get another beer.

 

I'm going to bed early so I'll be all rested for work in the morning.

 

I need to shave my legs again

 

We are going on a picnic today.

 

The sun is shining and today I shall mow the lawn

 

FIXED your typo,BeachBum-because I know how much you appreciate my help.

 

One of these days I'm going to murder Puggybear

 

I won't pay your bail.

 

I forgot to thank Spectacles for the lovely photo of her in her cheerleader kit..phwooar,those pom-poms,eh? eh?!!

 

I forgot to thank Puggy for the lovely photo of her in her cheerleader kit..phwooar,those pom-poms,eh? eh?!!

 

I'm looking at a bottle of beer thinking, "how unappealing".

 

I'm getting sad because there's only two hours left of my work day.

 

I hope this night goes by fast so I can get back to work?

Edit: lol, I ended my sentence with a question mark. I'm confusing games.

 

Aren't the nights so dreary when you aren't at work with your cherished fellow employees?

 

Just being trapped at work is good enough, regardless of my fellow coworkers.

 

I wish I could live in close proximity of my fellow coworkers so we could be together 24 - 7.

 

I'm preparing a New years Honours List for next year-you're ALL on it.

 

Puggy is giving everyone on the Honor's list a cash bonus.

 

I just stole an aircraft carrier and steered it to Hawaii......;-)