Yet Another New Answer The Question With A Question Game

You wouldn't perchance be referring to that rather fetching item with the pink ribbons and the wicker basket with the puppy in it that I saw you manfully pedalling along as you clenched your cherrywood pipe between your blindingly white teeth?

 

Ahemm, me thinks you have mistaken my identity? BTW, my teeth are not as white as we would both like them to be.

 

Ah. Then you must be the [proud] owner of the speed-demon number that flashed past me on the M4,arse up,head down,legs a blur as you reached mach1?

 

Is Darski training for the next Tour de France?

 

I thought I told you I was banned from France - remember?

 

What countries have you NOT been banned from?

(I have no desire to ever visit France, but I'm officially boycotting it because they don't like you.)

 

Did you know I got banned for life at one of the local bars?

 

Why does that not surprise me? What did you do? Let me guess - you got drunk, got naked, and stood on the bar with your "bits" tucked between your legs shouting "look at my mangina!" - am I close?

 

Would you believe that its because I told the bartender, "And none of the El Toro shit, we want good tequila."?

 

Do you think I would believe that?

 

Isn't it absurd enough to be true?

 

Did you know that I actually DO believe it?

 

Would you believe that the bartender was real piece of work?

 

Do you think (s)he was actually in love with you and felt rejected?

 

He, Do you think I'm gay? (Not that theres anything wrong with that.

 

Do you think I care if you're gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

 

So is there anything wrong with that?

 

is there anything wrong with being right ?ha! ha!

 

How do you know what's right?

 

Would that be affected by me being left handed?