i have a mic around here somewhere. i'm sure everyone is just DYING to hear my voice. panting with excitement even. but i'll do it because frankly i'm a shameless attention whore and like to be known fully.
though it might be simpler to just watch every day italian. she looks, acts and sounds just like me, except in a lollipop body.
everyday italian is a cooking show with giada de laurentiis. she's like an extremely skinny me with a HUGE mouth, bad hair and poorly applied makeup.
oh, except she's totally beautiful. i just hate how she applies the makeup, it's awful. her huge mouth is erotic to me.