You Are Your Shirt

my vertigo forbids busy patterns

 

Mine says "Not a pedophile."

I wear it in case the general public has any questions. It eases their mind.

 

I don't trust anyone without words on their shirts. I need to know what you are thinking or what kind of person you are and the quickest and easiest way to do that is by reading your shirt.

 

Bah wah ha ha...

 

I wear a lot of T-shirts with sayings and related graphic images on it.

Love those fucking shirts to death and back.

 

My shirt describes my personality really well.

 

you do actually xD

 

mine is my favorite green, button down, short sleve with a nerd pocket, or preferably two, because i like to sit down a lot and i don't put anything in the hip pockets of my pants.
yes i usually change into a cleaner one when it develops obvious stains or the collar obviously needs an oil change.
no way am i going to buy a shirt that will make me a walking billboard for someone else's product of kind of world.
if the want me to do that they can pay me for the advertising space.
i do have some 't's, with my own hand painted origeonal artwork on them. no slogans though, just pictures, in perminent fabric paint.
the only other 't's i own are souvineer from furry conventions i've been to. and pretty much the only time i ever wear 't's is around the house,
or for underwear if its cold enough to need that extra layer.
gotta have my nerd pocket for my bus pass, notebook and writing impliment.
i've got i think half a dozen of my favorite green shirts. enough to always have another clean one from one laundry to the next.

 

I still think you look like a Fireman.

 

lol *chuckles*

Really? I'll take that as a compliment. People have ask if i was in the military because of my haircut or said i look like a boxer because of my built. Fireman is entirely new.

 

I mentioned to you once before and you told me you are a banker. What a waste of a great-looking Fireman! You should change professions!

 

Nah, i have no desire to fight fire.

 

how is it possible to be a banker, or any kind of business thing, without having to deal with humans?

 

Hence why i don't consider myself much of a people person. I never said i don't deal with people.

 

Your shirt says "probably a psychopath", while your eyes say "most definitely a psychopath."

 

My eyes must be like a mirror that reflects your true character.

 

What?

 

What you see in my eyes exist within yourself and is projected onto me.

 

My shirt says Liverpool Football Club.