You can be my slave.

since when do slaves recieve any sort of payment?

 

I don't believe in slavery and especially self-willed oppression. Sorry, but I hope you get whatever it is you want from this without my pledge.

 

Mine do, since I desire to spread what I've learned through out the world.

The errands will be tasks that will help them achive inner peace as well. The title slave is just to test their dedecation.

 

I'm looking for a slave too.

 

I'm going to call dibs on Indian Summer.

You can have whichever of my voulenteers you want you want Auten.

 

well assuming you don't consider knowledge to be payment and you are just forcing them to learn on your whim... otherwise they are just cheap labor

 

but what if i want to be ilianas slave?
i say, BIDING WAR!

 

You must Jess
Being my slave will be like a 24/7 Party in a parallel universe where everything is always available.
The fairies will be there, the pretty waves of color, It'll be like living in Neverland(Peter Pan, not Michael's Jackson house) meets Alice in Wonderland

 

ooooh sweet
and even if it was jacksons neverland, i love the little boys

 

if the surgery is a tummy tuck and and maybe some restylane injections and a hint of botox in the forhead I am your girl. Well for 10 more days...until Andy gets home and I hope you make a lot of money because I demand the same salary I make now plus an additional amount for any hazard pay. Oh and if Andy leaves me because you make me do sexual acts you will have to foot all of my bills, put wiper fluid in my car and give me a loaner rock until Andy takes me back.

 

So do I get you? are you my slave now?

 

lodes not giving a back up offer so i guess you're my slavemaster now

 

ohh yeah! :whip:

 

Slave? No thanks. I'd rather be free, although I may lose the opportunity to benefit from your wise advice.

 

That was uneccessary

 

if its a 24/7 party i'll definately be there. :H

 

YAY!

More slaves hahaha PARTY SLAVES!!!

Go get me my champagne! Fix me a line, you call that a line?!?!

I'm only kidding, it would be more like

"Make me some tea, would you do a dance for me? "

Has anyone seen Marie Antoniette, it'll be like that but with psychedelics instead , I just hope they chop our heads off.