You Can't Always Get What You Chat..

i overdosed on the doobage.

 

Once I dropped a 1oz of bubble hash. I had 4oz each bagged up and like the pop tart I was I had em in my hoody pocket and get to my friends house and realize FUCK I only have 3. I dropped one somewhere. Look everywhere. Don't find it. It was late at night too so we eventually gave up looking determined we had no idea where I had dropped it and it was probably a hopeless case.

Next day I happen to go pick the same friend up for something unrelated, I go to park on the street and I get out and see this thing that had blow up against the curve! My missing 1oz of bubble hash! I couldn't fuckin believe it. It had obviously been run over and blown to side of road too. Luckily no rain or anything. And luckily I had it packaged well so no shit got into it. It was also summertime which helped.

Tremendous day

 

I must have dropped it when we we're getting out of my car and getting some shit out of the back seat! Right into the public roadway, in a fackin school zone (Allegedly. this is all fictitious). Had no idea of that though we thought sure it was in the house or else I had dropped it on this long convoluted route we were on before arriving at his house for the evening and thus thought it was probably a lost cause.

 

So yeah I love finding shit.

Hey you know what sucks though? Two days ago I went to the grocery store and got a bottle of water just to get $60 cashback at the self-checkout. Cashout. Forget to grab the fuckin money. I was pullin out when a jolt of panic struck me and I had realized what I had done. I slammed the car in park (jarred the tranny slightly, whoops) left the shit literally perpendicular to the way it should have been, completely blocking off all goddamn traffic. I just ran out of my car left it sittin there (woman behind me honkin tryin to pull into grocery store lol), practically threw someone outta my way to run into store and check the self checkout I had used. At this point it had been probably about 3-5 minutes.

Too late. It is a busy grocery store and somebody had snagged it. I was pretty pissed.

 

ok we're going to do a cowboy version of dark star now..

 

pretty damn trippy when multiple police cars blaring up the road in some pursuit or response to something other..
sometime today i saw the police at this house with many pitbull dogs,. when I drove down the street I seen this cat we call popeye,, I asked him whats going on he didnt know. then I see this officer walking down the steps half block from their units. popeye asked them something, I drove down and alley, still curious wtf was that all about.

 

They were jackin somebody.

or taking a bribe

 

The (haunted) house next door is fixing to be occupied, I'm fairly certain. I've seen the same couple there with what looks like a realtor a few times lately. Several days in a row. They have 2 little children.

They have the "right" car flag sticking out on their suv... Clemson Tigers

 

Haunted schmaunted

 

Alright kidz skidz and automobiles.

I gotta get outta here. Ya'll is too slow for me tonight. It's like the cripple home up in here

 

i lold..

 

try reddit where nobody has any soul..

 

i can pick the flesh off the carcass of HF no longer tonight

 

2nd and 16, with the way Boston been playing this season, think Mulligan ,, there's the snap , the left, conversion ,, he got nailed away from the play,,, there is again ladies and gentlemen,, hes vanished..

 

lol well, you gave it a good shot.

see you tomorrow...k?

 

100 points to anyone that can tell me the show this come from..

 

Lynn, tell us what you know about that house being haunted.

 

Yes maam

against my better judgement. I have an appt at 10 watching grass grow. But alas nostalgia's a motherfucker

 

alas, I'm finally tired and going to try and go to sleep while SHE THAT I WAIT UPON AND LIVE TO SERVE is down for the night. lol

However, thank you for that question...and I will be back later to answer this...there is history to tell.