You Can't Always Get What You Chat..

According to my calculations I have consumed almost 2,000 calories in beer in the last 4 hours alone

This may be a problem

 

why thank you so much Fae.

I was actually glad when TMZ identified the phenomenon known as RBF (resting bitch face). I have a severe case of it when I don't pay attention to what I'm doing with my face... Really though smiling comes very naturally to me, unless something/somebody is making me ill...

My RBF has been known to make big mean men think twice about what they are saying and/or doing.

 

I wish I liked beer, or I think I wish I liked it. Almost all stores have it and it will surely give you a buzz. I was 27 yrs old before I could drink one without gagging.

Its been so long since I've had one now I'd probably gag again. lol

I'm drinking Earl Grey black tea with milk and sugar. I'm pretending to be British.

 

Ah. Hey some tea is nice. I'm trying to cut back on all this business in 2016. I drink beer pretty much daily, in fairly significant amounts toward the evenings.

I do exercise and run 3+ miles 4x a week though, so I delude myself into thinking I'm mitigating for the time being I guess :cheers2:

 

I LOVE REEFER

 

Sorry had to get that out there

 

Reefer won't you be my lady

 

When i first started to drink properly, like @ high-school to get f00ked up, i also hated beer. I was always rum & coke. Over the years beer has grown on me and i really like it now. Different kind of drunkness and buzz for me. Rum, i can deink str8 the fuck up for hours and all day. You get a stumbling, laughing lunatic out of me thats extremely on heat the next morning full of syrup and sugar. Beer for me is very dehydrating. I physically feel beer after one. It leaves me feeling very 'dry' in a sense. Prone to headache hangovers on beer. No hangover on rum, just frisky.

You probably need like a flavored beer maybe, like a Miller Lime hehe. I liked Miller lite and Coors lite.

 

Drinking an imperial stout in the little plastic cups that the hotel gives you next to all the coffee stuff.
In other news the water in North East Carolina sucks. I am afraid to use soap because it doesn't wash off.

 

Ugh, beer in plastic. :unsure:

 

Are you on the coast? Anywhere on the coast of NC or SC the water is awful imo. Now that you say the other, I remember when at the beach that no matter how long I would stand under the shower, it never felt like I was getting completely rinsed of soap. .

 

science suggests people use to much soap , removing essential oils and protective skin. those that shower daily with soap are more likely to develop skin problems like rashes, dry skin with opens the body for other infections ..

 

i didnt do nothing

 

I've been on a cold brew coffee kick lately....

I swear there must be a half gram of caffeine in a moderate size cup of the shit

 

This is a really dope book

 

one of my very favorite things to drink is a caramel frappe, which is basically cold coffee with caramel and heavy milk...that has about a half a million calories (approx. ) in a medium cup


edit: I never knew if it was the sugar or the caffeine (or both) but I would always FEEL those things when I drank it to the last drop. I think I need one now.

 

dumb ass dickhead doctor writes my heart medication out wrong and the fucking pharmacy giving me shit about it.. jesus fucking chirst, there isnt even a maintenance dose at that level, what would be the point taking it then? .. pissed me off so much that Im actually having chest and arm pains.. seriously wtf is wrong with these people...

 

they may be from SC

 

https://collections.nlm.nih.gov/bookviewer?PID=nlm:nlmuid-101242990-bk

 

My Loki seems to be going through a depression characteristic of the fighting fish, so ive turned up the heater. That'll get his blood running in warmer water and then he shouldnt be able to sit still. =p
Such a common moody trait they have.