you have beautiful mammaries

Huh? You drunk?

 

This thread does not need a Madden. We know what's going on

 

Willingly walking while witlessly weaving we waited with wonder when wisdom was written.

 

awww checkit! looking forward to seeing- my ink fevers getting real baddddddd

shall we all have a cry wank when life gets us down?
i like to turn the shower on and stand under it so no one can hear me crying and then just get myself off with the incredible lubrication combination of shower water and tears

 

stupid poem. Ha! madden that

 

Its not a poem it's an alliteration!

Well... I guess alliteration is some kind of poem.

Eat my gooch.

 

awww sheeeet checkit sammmmm!! badass banga boy

 

I have chosen my next one already! I think something like this

 

alliterations don't win girls panties, you know. of course I'm still waiting on mine.

 

not drunk- mentally impaired alliteration brought to you by the letter B me and my friend sluzenski started a trend about a year ago- youll see my beautiful bashn beats around haha

 

Crazy cracker chikas consume cocaine carelessly,causing chatter ceaselessly.

 

thats brilliant tips- make your fairy raven haired though and white as fuck hehehe dig it alot- the wings are super fantasticcc

 

bad basha boys and bitches: berrys out for an hour or two- baby buttons wants some bakery goods so im gonna go get her what she wants- shes all like: mummy, i want a pie? so a pie she shall have- you'all dont have like meat pies in emerica do ya? like ground beef and cheese ones? (sorry tips- dont mean to make you feel ill) PIE PIE PIEEE

 

oh, nice peaches, by the way.

 

Oh sorry, sag bags.

 

uke:

 

I'm sure it feels horrible to be despised by the females of our species, but that's no reason to be an asshole......bitchboy.

 

Fag.

 

haha You wish

 

lulz.