you have beautiful mammaries

oh sheeeeet sorry man-

 

don't tempt him to do the tuck. it creeps me out.

 

HAHAHA i know. its just not natural. dave- dont even think about it- im sure shell punch you in the throat

 

Fawck, you know it's on. Any chance I get to be a corny appalling bastard, I jump on it! Dont let her fool ya. My wife loves me for it.

 

she likes you waving your mangina in her face? mama is this true?

 

ask her about the teabag.

 

awwwwwwwww sheeeeeeeeeeet! youz a dirty fucker dave- and not castrated yet- im impressed

 

i run faster than she does and lock the door when I sleep. but she likes it. she just plays coy

 

}:<

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA mama!

 

that's not a frown, that's my angry fu.

 

....Did you think that maybe making jokes about doing things that can send innocent men to prison for ever is just a bit fucked up?

...Did you ever think maybe he was being a bit sarcastic? I use awkward language intentionally in sarcasm all the time.

...Did it ever cross your mind that not everyone is sean connery, and if you don't like how someone acts or looks, it's your job to move away?

Grow some thicker skin.

 

well, i'm married to him. i can't just "move away." there'd be custody battles and all kinds of drama. and really, him rubbing his nuts on me is annoying but not really something to go through all that over.

 

yeah... hosehound

*covers head* in case of flying debris

 

told you she liked it.

 

hahaha- this thread was sarcastic anyway- im never fucking serious- im just blunt in telling stories- its how we do homie. i think the only people who get rubbed the wrong way about my threads are the ones who it affects personally- i was mearly telling a story for shits and giggles. i dont think im the one that needs to grow thicker skin
titties. RAPE! titties. rape my titties.

 

dave and mama, youre getting your eJizz all over my thread. and i like it.

 

I would so totally use that last line for my sig but i didnt get enough mileage out of mine yet.

 

rape my titties? well rape my titties! that would be a great sig. titties.

 

your gonna piss off the thin skinned. just sayin