You Know You Are A Hippy When......

you know you are a hippy if during a movie you miss the punchline of a joke while the rest of the audience is crackin up because you didnt understand how it was funny and you bust out laughin in the quiet part because you start imagining what tom cruise would look like at a grateful dead concert.

 

You know your dead when you get so stoned driving...I mean you know you've killed someone when you get so stoned driving.Don't get drugs mixed up with hipness.There is a time and place for all.The freeway isn't it.That's just a selfish act of self indulgence.

 

I like the freeway of drug use. Most of the time it's aparking lot anyways, so why not make the best use of it.


My dad use to say, don't drink and drive, but if you're going to drink and drive, remember to take a car.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HIPPY WHEN MOST OF THE MUSIC IN COMMERCIALS ARE SONGS YOU GREW UP WITH ( I'M NOT SURE WHY I WANT A CADILLIC)

 

shyeah zeppelin rules, and u know none of the people driving cadis are cool enough to listen to them


u know ur a hippie when u remember how great something was, only u cant remember anything about it

 

You Know You're A Hippy When You Can't Find The Damn Caps Lock!

 

You know your a hippie when you constantly refer to "back in the day" but the day was only last year

 

Man, that is so fuckin' me!!!

People always give me a hard time because only being 15, back in the day would have to be yesterday. ;-)

Whatever. lol

 

You know you're a hippy when you find the pipe you made in metal shop under the couch that hasn't been moved in 10 years.

 

You know your a hippy when you have a friend who was on that couch sleeping for about 10 years

 

You Know You Are A Hippy When you are always fucked up and have a name tag that says Hippy just to remind you.




PhysicTrip
PS I do have a name tag for that exact reason

 

You know you're a hippo is you're an idiot who stereotypes him/ his/ it - self.

 

Don't Call Me A Hippo, I Have Only Gained 10, Well 20 ..ok, No More Than 40 Pounds Sence High School

 

I just saw a post without my name on it....

 

SORRY GATE68, WHY NOT GATE69?

 

You know you're a hippy if you object to being labeled a hippy.

You know you're a hippo if you're a lousy speller.

 

there4 > hipeyez can endure bad karma and are warm, honest, funny and unattached about eveythin, except Hair.

 

you got that right

 

Why are you so hair-obsessed?

 

becuz hair is duh rulaa of all. HAIRZ!!

 

MY DAUGHTER HAD HAIR BEARS WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE. MY FRIENDS WOULD MAKE THESE BEARS WITH REAL HAIR, he was a freak. her fav was fuzzy wazzy.