You know your really stoned. when?

lmfao. yeah, that's what happened to me kinda but in my perferrable vision.


scared the fuckin shit out of me.

 

the stupidest thing ive done high is when I was in a hotel room, I smoked outside with "stealth" lol then when i came back in my grandpa told me to turn the t.v. on and i opened the a cabinet to a small fridge assuming the t.v was in there when the t.v was right next to it. Doesn't sound that funny but when you're trying to not act high it got pretty akward, plus the look of confusion on my grandpas face was priceless

meh, maybe one of those moments you have to be there stoned to get a kick out of

 

Today, I tried to dive into a tent that was set up in a sporting goods store and was too baked to realize the netting was zipped up so I face planted into the net, but for some reason, I thought I only stopped because my foot was caught on something so I kept pushing forward into the netting and kind of just fell onto the tent, nearly collapsing it. AWESOME.

 

When you point the TV remote control at your computer monitor trying to change the channel..

 

when you see demons in the shadows of your house

 

haha what the fuck

 

many times many times

 

ive done that two

 

when you are coming home from a highschool final exam, and try to turn on the microwave using a telephone

 

Ha ha.. Thats a good one PhearHendrix...

 

When the cashier at McDonalds starts laughing as you. Thats when I realized it last night.

 

when you try to light one of the tiniest of roaches, while in your mouth, and end up frying the tip of your nose, so you drop the *lit* roach out of your mouth and sit there trying to make your nose stop hurting and the roach starts burning through your jeans and burns a tiny spot onto your thigh. you want to talk about a buzz-kill...

 

When you grab a big bag of chips to go watch that movie with your family in the couch

but you sit with the tv to your back and eat while staring at the wall

 

I don't know if much here do this, but before every bong hit I exhale to clear my lungs for more space. Anyways, I constantly smoke on my bong since it's the most efficient and practical way for me to toke so I'm used to the whole routine.

This one morning I went to brush my teeth and as I was bringing the tooth brush closer to my mouth I was exhaling, just like the tooth brush was my bong. Basically, I had mistaken my brush for my bong

 

you straight pass out and have a headache for a week

 

a variation of this

basically when it's late at night and you smoke anyways and you plan on at least doing something creative, like writing, and then you wake up the next morning as if you just sort of blinked and didn't realize you even passed out and you go "god damnit, what a waste of weed"

i do that way too often, basically, i need to not smoke late at night

 

when your dog starts talking to you telling you that he doesnt like it when you smoked weed, because you just aren't the same.

 

or you melt into the couch

or you build a weed cocoon

or basically when you're so stoned that NOBODY DIES

 

if i were that girl i would have freaked the fuck out and ran down the street cuz that shit must be laced with pcp

 

Building a weed cacune doesnt sound bad... coming out looking 30 yrs older bad.