You know your really stoned. when?

ha ha, I once went into mcds' stoned and said '' can I have a box of mcdonald land cookies" and just busted out laughing.. as did the cashier.

 

damn, i can't even remember, but i was stoned, and i was somewhere, and somebody laughed

i'm not being sarcastic, i just can't remember

 

once me and a buddie hopped around a Super Target with bunny ears on.. i hopped up to a kid that was stocking the produce and asked him if he knew where the carrots were... lol...

 

I like to find the rack of toys with the most annoying noises and set off as many of them as I can at once, but I do this sober too.

 

those dancing singing turtles

everytime i'm at walmart, i press every single one of those buttons

then again....i press every button i ever see

 

haha.. yea thats always fun.. at the best buy i use to go to in the car audio section i would crank the bass and vol to max and leave..

 

being obnoxious in large retail stores is fun

 

indeed

 

your crazy.. Thats classic, its great to liven up shit in the stores.. At 3am in the morning I be stoned shopping and using one of those electric carts.

indeed...

 

When you call your buddy to see when he's coming over to chill, and he picks up and tells you "I'm in the kitchen getting some water... I've been at your house watching tv with you for the past 10 minutes..."

True story.

 

this was at like 11am.. on a saturday.. place was hoppin lol.. literally

 

That happens to me everytime I start feeling it. Then this big grin come over my face that i can't get rid of...

When you're sitting on a chair, wondering why the back is getting your hair dirty and why you're able to see the ceiling so easily, only to realize the chair is folded up and laying on the ground, and you're laying on it looking at the ceiling.

 

When you think the weed youve grown yourself might have been laced with something.

When Im walking around my big house with a half burned joint for ten minutes thinking the above..

 

when you spend from 10 to midnight in a gas station reading bags of chips then walking home with a litre of pepsi and two bags of dorritoes under your arms.

 

lol i get that too xD

only when i sit down/lie down

 

When your complaining about a joggy frame rate, and not in a game.
When you think the legs of your chair are splaying out and the chairs falling.

 

When you start thinking about how incredible the nature of energy is and how profound this thought is and you don't want to lose it but you can feel it slowly leaving you and then you wonder if it really was that great considering you forgot it so quickly and then you start to think about all the other times this has happened oh shit I'm so high.

Then you realize its your turn to pay at the gas station and people are looking at you funny.

 

I should of posted this here yesterday.. I guess I was stoned..

 

when its late at night, and your standing on one of those bridges that raise the two center pieces, for large boats to pass. And your standing right behind the part that raises, and when it does, you just bolt and run around screaming "the bridge is broken" and "its trying to fucking get me!"

 

i glanced at that really quickly and read "and it's trying to fuck me!"

which would have been way more awesome