You know your really stoned. when?

haha i do that ALLL the time. lol im just like oh shit i guess it is cherry and my friends will be like " yah it has been for like the last 5 min" lol oops

 

you know you're really hight when:
you eat your joint because the car behind you has a luggage rack.

 

^lol, I hate driving at night. Every damn car looks like a cop.

You know you're really stoned when you pull out your bodyspray to cover the smell, forget you're holding it, then try to light the bowl with it by spraying a hugeass spritz right into your weed.

 

bwhahahahaha, you know youre relly stoned when you can see vapor trails as cars pass you

 

lol, HAHA...

 

when you wake up the next day and your stomach feels like its about to explode from eating too much. and when you are watching movies online and you know how there is different parts you have to click on....well i clicked on that part twice and i didnt realize it was the same lol

 

When you stare at a shirt hanging off a chair for a long bit of time, making sure it doesn't move because you thought you saw a midget hide behind the chair. Then, when it doesn't move, you just assume he took his shirt off and that you can't mess around with midgets so late at night.

 

That it might take you a while to explaine your stoned experience in post as your posting it, You mess it up and delete it.. it was to long to retype it.

So this is my post.

Im so stoned I keep forgeting I have a fressh bong hit packed for the last 20 min.. sittting it my lap.

 

Correction now 45 min, but Im so stoned I dont know. I may have smoked it and dont remember packing another.. But I seriously dont think I did, but I could be wrong?

 

you know your stoned when you crawl inside your duvey cover, forget were you are freak out and fall of you bed (this has happened four times now).

Also when you go to a smoke spot that you need to climb over a fence to get to, you smoke climb the fence forget that you have just climbed it, climb it again then forget that you just climbed it. I climbed it 4-5 times in a row and my mates just stood there laughing.

edd.

 

that's normally when i know i'm really stoned

when i've packed another bong and i leave it there for a while, and then finally i look over at it and go "oh man!, it's already packed, better smoke this" and then take just one hit, set it down, and forget it again



also, when you're driving your mom's car when you go home for a weekend and you think you're either in a) a spaceship or b) a hovercraft

either way, it's always awesome

 

When you're eating chocolate ice cream and you convince yourself that its actually the finest chocolate in the world. Its so good it must be chilled and served in a bowl.

 

^^^ fuckin right...

you know you're really stoned when you practice your oral sex skills on a jelly filled donut...

 

That is my favorite Anti-weed commercial. I fucking crack up everytime I see it.

Side note last time I tripped acid I had a mental conversation with my pooch.

 

orange you glad you didn't say banana?

 

lol.....

 

a play in an electronic/experimental group, and we know we're stoned when we have a show and take twenty minutes to plug everything in, and then when nothing works we realize that we plugged everything in wrong, then that takes another 10 minute to go through all of the cords and equipment and get everything working, then we sound check for about 20 minutes, then when we only have enough time to play for about 10 minutes.


also being so high that you forget youre holding your pipe, and it smashes on the ground

 

lmao...me too, dude!

 

when you keep thinking you shit yourself and you check, and dont realize your in the middle of the fucking street!

 

This is why I quit eating cream sytle corn and just stick to whole kernel..