You know your really stoned. when?

That happens to me, the same exact thing.

 

When you keel over and laugh for 10 minutes straight at the sight of your cat running across the lawn. I played out dozens of hilarious scenarios in my head as to why he was running, it was great.

That is the worst. When I had to stash/hide my equipment, I always opted to use a joint even though I had a pipe and a pretty decent homemade bong just because, well, a joint burns away and I don't have to go back up to my room and secure it, which is always a pain in the ass when stoned.

 

so i'm not crazy!

however, i am currently bummed...

 

You know your really stoned, when:
You go to a party and spend an hour talking to someone you just met and then realize that you're talking to yourself.

 

A tiny little hole in your bladder is created everytime you skip out on a piss. Its not ok.

 

When you start doing the Fusion Dance from DBZ with your friend.

When you start rewriting Spice Girls songs with your own lyrics.

When you start talking in accents.

 

^I know what you mean with the accent thing. also you know your stoned when you pretend to have touretts syndrome on the bus (it always gets the tourists).

 

I know I'm really stoned when I start hearing birds chirping when I listen to animals by floyd Ive listened to hundreds of times but I never catch it when I straight only here it when very stoned

 

HAHAHA. That's funny.

I always try to do this British accent when I'm high, and I think it sounds so damn good, but actually it's terrible.

 

when you think your god just because you can flap your arms while running

 

^^^^^ i know what you mean...
actually i think im jesus, but same difference right?

 

No, you are not crazy, lol.


Cheer up

 

When everytime you fart, especially a loud fart you bust out laughing..


Then again, I do that when Im not stoned.. Being stoned its just much more funnier..

 

When you hear literally any song that has a beat and it causes u to dance and c-walk and also post vids of you doin those things on youtube lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMn0LM3jEWM

 

you know you're really stoned when you pull a bong rip, pause, look at it, and go, "i don't know man."

oh. my. god.

 

You know your really stoned, when:
You walk up to a door that says both push and pull on it and you stand there for 15 mins. trying to figure out how to both push and pull the door at the same time.

 

Haha my sister always talks in accents whenever she gets really fucked up. It goes from southern to British to black. I just twitch like a bitch when I am really high, it kinda sucks haha.

 

When you go bowling and bowl the best score in your life

When you steal your friends cold dinner out of the fridge and start eating it without even heating it up. My friend did this, and I took it off him because I was looking forward to eating it lol. Only to go back 10 minutes later to see that he had found it once again and finished it off. That night he also ate three packets of chocolate biscuits, a cup of soup, instant noodles, instant rice meal, and a large dominos pizza..

 

when you findyourself stairing at a wal for two hours thinking its the best art ever

 

when i get really drunk or stoned i get mexican turrets.. i'll start blurting out random phrases in spanish all night long..