You know your really stoned. when?

when you think the cat is the best thing in your life

 

i knew i was really stoned yesterday when i ashed the blunt in my bowl instead of the ashtray. now THAT was a first lol

 

when you stop at this sign thinking that it's a stop sign. lmao

my friend did this the other day.

 

When you ask a Blue Meanie for a ride home in his taxi.

 

You forget that your stoned.

 

(a friend's that I witnessed) when you stop at a stop sign and wait. Your friend in the passenger seat asks you what you're waiting for, and you say 'dammit, this bastard's taking forever to turn green'

(a couple of mine)
When you no longer have the coordination to light your pipe.
When you watch the same dvd of merry melodies cartoons for the duration of your trip.
When you find yourself wondering what a smoked oreo would taste like. (like bbqed, not toked)
When you go off for a walk and find yourself talking to a cow.
When you go to Mcdonalds and order 8 20 piece chicken nuggets.
When you stop a homeless guy that looks like he's having a shit day and give him a joint, just to cheer him up.
When you try and convince your cat that because he's not old enough to hold the pipe, you're not going to let him smoke, but you think he's pretty cool otherwise.
When you spend 30 minutes talking to a teddy bear, telling him how cool it is that he can practice universal love, because you damn sure don't have the patience for it.
When In-a-gadda-da-vida makes sense.

 

When you get dizzy from trying to catch your own soul that is spinning around you

 

when i asked a 22 year old to marry me 2 hours after meeting him lmao....those were some good nuggets!

 

^^^ wtf

 

Stargrl - that must've been good... I hope he was cute..lol!

 

When you dont read post that are more than a paragraph long...

 

which is ironic b/c normally when i'm stoned do i write such long posts

 

when you have to go to the bathroom sooo fucking bad and there is nobody home and the bathroom door is closed and you knock and knock on the bathroom door only to relize that 1. no duh there is no one in the bathroom nobody is home and 2. you are knocking on the wall next to the bathroom door...


best weed i ever had=]]]

 

nice...lol

 

lmao love it!

 

lmao as a proud mcdonalds front counter girl...that happens to me all the time. one time a guy came in and ordered 10 double cheeseburgers no joke. and ate them all pretty much right in frount of me!

 

when you forget what you're doing when you're doing it

 

When you have a little stoner headache, and while taking a pill from the bottle you almost eat the Cap to the bottle.

 

When you are making cereal, and you go to put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk, or vice versa.

 

^ lol.
When you sing this song off the top your lungs...
Adam Sandler - I'm Fucking Wasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6-1wP0qtjA&feature=related