You know your really stoned. when?

when you not only invent new food, but new food groups.

when you see a roadrunner cartoon and forget that you're supposed to be going to work

 

I had something to add to this.

If I could only remember what it was.
lol. shit man

 

When you forget that your bowl is in your lap and you stand up and break it.

I've done that twice

 

when your too lazy to stop eating doritos and roll a J

 

lol, I feel you. I was there yesterday, only I was buying fireworks.

 

i didn't want these to end.

 

You know your high when you go to work blitzed and realize your not supposed to be there till tomorrow.

You know you're stoned when you wait for 4:20 to hit..And its 4:29 before you realized you were supposed to smoke 9 minutes ago..

You know you're stoned when you make a bowl of cereal at midnight..and walk out of the kitchen after making the bowl..and you sit on your couch and realize your missing your hungry, so you go back, make a bowl of cereal, and get confused because you set the bowl down on the counter, and it cloned itself. But you eat them both anyway.

 

ah, the ever so elusive self-replicating bowl of cereal

i have yet to come across it

 

It's even worse when the bowl of cereal randomly turns into a frozen pizza, which you simply skin and eat, because you can't be bothered to heat it up.

 

Do any of you guys hate talking to ppl who don't smoke when you're really stoned? Feel like they are making fun of you're inability think coherently?

It can't be just me.

 

Ooooh I hate that. Basically you pack up your piece, look at the clock and its 4:02 so your like ok I'll just wait till 4:20. You throw on the TV find something that interests you and forget about that magical time. Then the show ends and its 4:26 and you look at your piece and sigh...

 

When you have to wait till the next day to post something that will make sence.

 

I have a moth flying in my room. It flew up to the TV and the guy on C-Span dodged it. Crazy shit

 

When you knock your bong off your sink breaking the bong and the toilet.

 

when bob marley's face (which is on your wall in rastafari colors) begins to melt.

 

i do that when im not stoned

 

when you try to offer your cat a bong hit and then realize he cant hit it on his own

 

when you start thinking up a way to teach your cat to hit the bong

 

When you feel the earth and trees and nature pulsing as one with the music around you and you feel like there is a heaven, it is in your mind, and then you notice your mind is your existance. Are you dreaming..
Actuallu I remmeber standing on top of this table (about as tall as my knee) and then looking down exclaiming that the carpet was so big. Or when your standing in an area and you feel yourself sway and that love is flowing in your hair. or when the dogs are barking and that they have thier own language uncomprehendable to humans. Or when your wandering around your house forgetting what your doing.

 

man, i forgot about this thread

this is such a good thread

i wish i was stoned right now so i could have a reason to say "this is when you know you're stoned"

but i don't

but i am tipsy

and you know you're tipsy when you make it home and you think "man, maybe i shouldn't have drove"

just like that new anti-drunk-driving commercial

b/c buzzed driving IS drunk driving

but i made it

and i definitely don't advocated drinking and driving

but i guess i'm a hypocrite

but seriously

don't drink and drive