You know your really stoned. when?

i dont even know how you would begin to do that....ill just stick with the inhale and breath it out in the animals face routine

 

well Im to stoned. Im stoned Im just stoned, Im really stoned, Im very stoned and Im stoned.

 

when you have a really bad case of cotton mouth and you think it just feels like your smiling but you go into the bathroom and find out you have the biggest smile on in the world

 

I don't know how to do it either, but you'd certainly have to be stoned to start thinking 'man, I feel sorry for mr kitty, how can we get him bong hits?'

I have seen a cat lick hash before...lol

 

When your friend is holing the lighter out to you, and you just keep asking, "Dude, where's the lighter?"

 

Yea I hate it. I just try to convince myself they can't tell, cuz its usually the paranoia that gives it away.

 

When you go to sleep and you wake up and your still high... least I think Im high still.
Weed Hangover .. yippi.

 

Hahaha! This makes me want to work fast food just to fuck with the stoned people. One time I was ordering some shit at McDonald's but it slipped my mind just as I went up so I was like, "Hey, I'd like....uhhhh" *giggles stares at friends to the left for a few seconds* I eventually did order something, I forgot what it was.