You Know You're a Hippie If...

You may be a Hippy if you can't remember being at Woodstock.

 

You may be a hippy if you can remember being at Woodstock

 

You may be a Hippy if you've slept in one of the parks in San Francisco.

 

You may be a Hippy if you go barefoot year round

 

You may be a Hippy if you actually know what a "be in" is.

 

You may be a hippy if you live in a van

 

And the van has flowers painted on it.

 

and/or no engine and/or transmission

 

and especially if it's a V-Dub Bus

 

You may be a hippy if you sort your laundry by smell ....rather than colour

 

You may be a Hippy if you've ever spent a hour looking at an ice cube tray.

 

You may be a hippy if you look just like Jerry Garcia .....

 

You may be a Hippy if you look like Benjamin Franklin.

 

You may be a hippy if you plan your year around festival schedules

 

You may a freak if you know who the Furry Freak Brothers are --

 

You may be a hippy if you hitchhike everywhere

 

You may be a hippy if you borrow someone's toenail clippers at least once a year.

 

you may be ahippy if you use kitchen scissors to cut your toenails

 

you may be a hippie if shaving isn't for you.

 

you may be a hippy if you smoke.....and have never bought any