You Know You're a Hippie If...

You may be a Hippy if you think Jerry Garcia is God or at least think that God thinks he's Jerry Garcia.

 

You might be a hippy if you run a hippy.com website

 

You may be a Hippy if you're not in it for the Money.

 

You may be a hippy if you can dance to anytype of music

 

You may be a Hippy if it's always the same dance.

 

You may be a hippie if you know who Wavy Gravy was

 

You may be a Hippy if you see a book with the title "Steal This Book" and you actually steal the book.

 

you may be a hippy if you own a turquoise ring

 

You may be a hippie if you have a necklace or bracelet that you never...ever remove

 

You may be a Hippy if you own a mood ring.

 

You may be a hippy if your musk oil clashes with your patchouli oil which clashes with your sandalwood oil and your mother suggests it may be easier to breath if you wash some off now and then before applying more.

 

You may be a hippy if you think patchouli oil is a type of deodorant.

 

You may be a Hippy if you and all your friends live in the same house.

 

You may be a hippy if your name is a season

 

You may be a Hippy if you don't wear underwear.

 

You may be a hippie if you use you undies for a shower cap.

 

You may be a Hippy if you can carry on a conversation without saying anything.

 

You may be a hippy if you occasionally have to stop in your tracks to witness the floor eat itself before hearing the echoing crackles..

 

You may be a hippie if.....you know where your pipes are at all times...but cant find your car keys........WHEN you have car keys.

 

You may be a hippy if you can see the wind and be the chimes.