You know youre a stoner when...

You know you are a stoner when... Shit, I forgot!

 

You know you're a stoner when smoking the dank isn't a sexual term.

You know you're a stoner if it's almost 6am and you baked all day yesterday until 2:30, baked and fell asleep at eight and woke up at one to talk to a friend in Canada, am still up, and just baked 30 minutes ago and is finally going to fall asleep while watching Clerks on DVD because the only thing on TV right now are craft shows and paid programming B.S...

 

you know your a stoner when you forget that you smoke weed!

 

hehe he he he Good Bud .. is good

 

you know your a stoner when your out of the clear eyes bottle you just bought

 

you know your a stoner when you try to unlock the front door of your house with your car clicker.....my mom laughed at me so hard when i did this today

 

you know you're a stoner when...

you and your mate spend a half hour making a sturdy joint holder out of bits and pieces no more than an arm length away so you can walk home without crushing your precious j

when you're sitting in the park at night an pick up dog shit mistaking it for something else....hmmmm...(it has happened!!)

when you pack a picnic, comlete with flask of hot drink,plates and cutlery for a walk down to the park

 

i forgot,....u know ur a stoner when you carry eyedrops in your handbag at all times!

 

You know your a stoner when your friend is holding a drink and you say " can I please hit that?" "no" "why not?" "because there is iced tea in here and it will spill" :both laugh for about 5 minutes...:

You know your a stoner when you post something in the wrong thread and realize you did that the following day.

 

Welp, guess that makes me a stoner

 

you know youre a stoner when you and your friend invent a word like bakeder



Bakeder-adj.(2005)Baek-der 1.the state of being more baked than something or someone eg. "quentin was bakeder than me" 2.really stoned 3. im hungry

 

You know your a stoner when you post so that the number of replies hits 420.