You know youre a stoner when...

you know your a stoner when you look at every bottle imaginable and think of how u can turn it into a bong or how good of a bong it can make

 

u know ur a stoner when u try to smoke cashed bowls
u know ur a stoner when ur ligher runs out and u try to use the stove to light a j
u know ur a stoner when the highlight of ur week was that ounce u bough of some guy for cheap, and karma can u tell me how u did/got the aqua teen hunger force thing, jenifer19 i totaly agree, lmao im listing to dark side of the moon righ now

 

You know you're a stoner when you spend valuable hours of your life talking to other people about Marijuana, in a forum entitled "Marijuana". Maybe this is why they say stoners are boring people. Sober people need more to be amused, and see this as wasting your life. Semantics, semantics,... I call watching Scooby Doo and talking on this forum spending time, you call it wasting time,... potato, potahto.

You know you're a serious stoner when you can't use the contraction "you're" for "you are"...lol, either that or you never graduated the 6th grade.

I've smoked lettuce from a sandwich before, but you have to be pretty high and pretty tired to make that mistake.

If you're tired of smoking........stop doing it. lol That's a pretty good idea, I think. Most people, if they smoke too much they plateau, obviously, but on top of that, they get very clouded and lethargic, and a lot of people can't deal with that. If you're smoking a new bowl every 35 minutes or so, that's probably going to happen. It also isn't a great idea to smoke inside all the time, I mean, for legal purposes you should probably do the actual smoking of it inside, but then go out every once in a while. Staying in the same surrounding a lot of the time can make for a pretty depressing high, man. There are a lot of different variables on that. Since I've moved from Memphis to Iowa I've noticed that the high has been less intense, and really boring a lot of the time. I think the two variables there are A:the bud here sucks, unless you want to pay in heaps and B:it just gets greyer and greyer here. The sun's out, but it's still grey. I liked Memphis and San Diego. California and southern Tennessee are just better places to smoke. Good thing I'm getting out of this place in a few months!

 

yeah what he said

 

You know your a stoner when any everyday item holds potential to be a secret stash.

 

where u live in iowa im in d-port

 

haha! You must be a stoner. Your memory doesn't serve you well. Remember we talked about hanging out like 2 months ago? I live in Urbandale/Des Moines. You're the guy with the friend who attends Iowa State University and who showed me that video of you smoking those crazy bongs you made out of shit, right?

 

hahaha this one happeend this morning

you know your a stoner when you turn on your computer and the brightness and contrast controls have been turned all the way down

 

you know your a stoner when you look like this:

 

Haha, hell yes. We enjoy the simpler pleasures of life!

No shit, it sucks up here in the midwest during the winter. As Louis Black says, it gets to around February and you're calling into work, "hey boss, I can't make it in today." "Why, are you sick?" "No man, it's just too grey!" (everyone needs to listen to Louis Black, he's funny as hell)

That is why I hate winter.

 

u know ur a stoner when..every story that u tell begins with "we were really high and..."

 

you know you're a stoner when you stand over your frozen pizza in your kitchen laughing your ass off when you're by yourself....



you know you're a stoner when you read a post like this, eating pizza, watching dazed and confused, and being high as hell.....

 

I hate that movie, and the Cheech and Chong movies, and basically any movie that reminds me that I'm not living in the '70s. Kiss did '80s power metal, Robert Plant is doing New Wave music, The Rolling Stones are all old men, Cheap Trick sucks now, and most of my favorite musicians are dead, including most of the Ramones, Jerry and Skynyrd. Say it aint so!

 

... you get stoned brfore a job interview...

 

karma whered u get that and how can i get it

 

u know ur a stoner when u cant remeber where u put the screwdriver thats in ur left hand =) ive done taht alot

 

You know your a stoner when the late night Wendy's in your neighborhood decided to become a 24-hour Wendy's because of your friends

You know your a stoner whe... what the hell was I saying

Oh yeah... you know your a stoner when your watching Cheech & Chong and you go "Hey man, that's me"

You know your a stoner when you said dude over a thousand times in the last hour

You know your a stoner when you know ho many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop (268-374 licks) don't that seem high

You know your a stoner when you try to picture what you would be doing if you were happy in ten years and you see yourself in a grassy field with a really hot chick and a cool ass bong

You know your a stoner when the last thing you remember is thinking about leaving school early and now your mom's home wondering where all the food went

 

You know you're a stoner when you've been quit since July, then think about getting high over your awesome summer and then get all sad cause you quit, then you go and get stoned, haha. Havnt got restoned again, but will soon.

 

When you stop all your clocks at 4:20
When you think your first period class is underwater
or
When "freshly baked" has nothing to do with cooking

 

your prolly not stoner then