You know you're a stoner when...

When you go get a Slurpee from 711 while baked, you get two straws because then you can drink faster

 

when you go to the store and forget your wallet at home and sell a nug at the store to get grocery's

 

When you're afraid to answer unknown calls because it might be something important, and you know you sound really high

 

When you have t.v show set too record and you have it on the wrong channel when you wake up in the morning

 

When you go on hipforums to check if anyone has replied to your post, then you realize you forgot to post it in the first place...

Just happened now, i could have sworn i was on here last night... lol


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When you go to feed your bird a cracker and you ended up eating it...

 

When you realize how ridiculous the world is.

 

lol.

 

was at work yesterday and somebody ordered a double cheeseburger... i started to apply the ketchup before i got out a bun... made a huge mess, that's when i start to know i'm a stoner... I can't help but do stupid shit like that when it gets to be late at night, it's like my brain shuts down

 

For everyone talking about walking into a new room and forgetting why you came, well, its not just us stoners!

http://lieberoth.wordpress.com/2011/11/24/mental-doorways/

 

You know you're a stoner when you read the title and think it sounds like an interesting read... then realize how long it is and X off

 

I do that all the time lol, however, to sum up the article: everyone forgets why they enter a new room once they do

 

when your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

 

When you're bong.

 

oops

 

you know you're stoned when you catch yourself dancing to the beat of your dogs snoring...

 

You know you're a stoner when... uhm... You know you're a stoner when... erm... uh, fuck it.. i can't think when i'm stoned.

 

sweet! I thought it was just me being really high at work all the time.. i walk into the coolers/freezers all the time and totally forget what I came back for even if it was in a matter of seconds

 

lol, same thing happens to me in the freezers at work too...

Some girl was mopping the floor, and so when i walked over the the freezer the bottoms of my shoes were a bit wet... i then went into the freezer just to cut open this box and grab something out of it... by the time i was done and came out, there was a thin layer of ice on the bottoms of my shoes and i almost slipped, that;s how cold our freezers are...

oh fuck, i thought this was the chat thread... this is when you know you're a stoner.

 

your friend is telling you a story and half way through you say " sorry man, can you start again?"