You Know You're Stoned When....

when your looking for something for a long time and then realize it's in your fucking hand

 

When you swallow the mouthwash and procede to get sick everywhere

 

When you start a sentence in a post, and then sit there for next half hour trying to remember the end of the sentence you're writing. Staring blankly at the screen.
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I agree LDJV, did that when I was trying to post. Haha.

 

Yeah it happens to me a whole lot when I'm blazed.
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Help me

 

you know your stoned when you drink from the bong cuz you thought it was a beer bottle

 

I think I'd have to be a little more than just stoned to do that. :tongue:
Unless your bong looks like a beer bottle. Then it's understandable.

 

Oh god, what a pleasant surprise, haha

 

You know your stoned when you go to smoke a bowl and remember your already high.....

 

When you think a bunch of teenagers walking the night are construction workers....

 

when you think every white car, regardless of make or model, is a cop and you stare at it until you realize that its not even close to a cop car

 

When you're sitting out on your porch having a cigarette and your start seeing a cat/raccoon/skunk that isn't really there.
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Hahahaha, you had me scared >_>

 

I scared myself. I don't wanna be sprayed by a skunk or mauled by a crazy raccoon.

 

Was that an effect of speed + sleep dep or bud?

 

Most likely all three combinedm, I would imagine.

 

Yeah probably. :rofl:

 

Haha reminds me of this girl who thought she saw a chihuahua wearing a silk scarf,or some shit, walking down the street.

 

you know your too high, when you start flipping out