You might be _______ if _______

You might have seen the Hangover if you read this and thought "floories"

 

This is where I'm going wrong!

 

You might be french if you speak french.

 

You might be a creationist if you're wondering why Santa stopped visiting you after you moved out of your parents' house

 

you might smile when you don't want to talk

 

you might be Gary Coleman if you were buried in a shoebox.

 

You might be a dumbass if you get a barbwire tattoo on your bicep

 

You might be thinking "How inconvenient" if your parachute didn't open.

 

You might be puggy if your sanity is questioned on a daily basis

 

you might be Dr Lunaverse if you're thinking "How the fuck am I supposed to cure HIM?"

 

You might be lined in chalk if you dissed me, son.

 

You might be Duck if you're self deprecating and self defecating...

 

You might be Lunarverse if... if... you created a bad thread! imp:

 

[just edited that for accuracy,Duck] :2thumbsup:

 

lmao, you're a fucker!

My kind of prick!



You might be Puggy if you're so old you can go out sailing just by exposing your balls to the wind...

 

On the other hand,you might be Luna if you make Liberace look butch!


[and it's not 'old',it's 'experienced',ya little turd!]

 

You might be Puggy if you prefer the old testament because it's what was being taught when you were growing up...

 

...but you might be Lunaverse if you've just laddered your stockings.

 

You might be drunk if its today.

 

You might talk to wabbits if your name's Bambi