You might be a stoner if...

Haha!

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If you light one up with the one you're smoking, while rolling one. You just may be.....

 

^^^ Done that... Several times. :/

 

Omg I've done this too!

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Oops now see if I wasn't stoned I'd have added the right quote but now it just looks like I'm writing mad randomness ...
I guess that's another sign then..

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You smoke marijuana more than average.

Am I being too literal?

 

You ask your friend to repeat the question an hour after it was voiced.

 

If you have a hilarious comment to post in this thread and you've forgotten it, but you're still chuckling at the memory.

 

Ummm... What?

 

If your driving and stop at a stop sign and you wait for it to turn green...

 

If your browsing hipforums webpage for hours, because you can't find stoner section.

 

You think tricky Dick Nixon is still the prez....;-)

 

you've ever masturbated while smoking a joint because you couldn't decide which order to do them in.

 

you truly believe the grass is always greener on the other side

 

You think Charlie and The Chocolate Factory is a documentary.

 

You feel as though Alice in Wonderland is a biography about you

 

you took the red and blue pill

 

Popping out to the local shop feels like doing a spacewalk..."Houston...I'm approaching the trashcan..."

 

:rofl: I did this at flashing red stoplights once.

Don't drive high, kids. :toetap05:

 

. . . you hear the dryer stop, and you go to pull the clothes out, and the dryer is empty.

Or worse . . . you hear the washer stop, and you go to move the clothes from the washer to the dryer, and the washer is empty.