You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

stumbled disoriented into the unlit bathroom at 3am to pee, you missed the toilet, peed on the floor, slipped, fell, died.

 

Indians re-took Okieland, arrow thru the ticker....

 

this will not work as i am cherokee and i would be taking my own land back. muahahahaha!

 

my sister married a Cherokee



You drowned in your own bed....details are yet to be released

 

My great grandmother on my dads side was full blooded Shawnee, and my great grandmother on my moms side of the family was full blooded Cherokee....

I scalped the white BBAD man......

 

Gets stabbed by a stringray from behind trying to act like steve irwin.

 

overdosed on marshmellows....

 

beat by a crazy man on pcp.

 

was drumming so hard he vibrated into the river and drowned....all while never missing a beat

 

got ran over by a damned ole train...

 

sleep walked into the outhouse and fell in headfirst :ack2:

 

Molley Hatchet heavy metalled him to a small pulp....

 

A female Sasquatch thought you were cute and her mate got jealous.

 

I squished your head

 

Your neck broke from this slap.

 

you shook a coca cola bottle and took a drink but instead of the usual fizz coming out it actually sucked the fizz in and your tongue got stuck in the bottle and you panicked and fell down an elevator shaft but there was a trampoline there and it rebounded you out a side window and into a huge puddle and then I ran out of ideas and you died

 

dies from a 5 day internet binge without food or water

 

you got runned over by that track machine that brings the space shuttle to the launch pad

 

snot

 

Got eaten by a toe monster.