You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

choked on a tooth

 

trip a land mine & blow up!!!

 

choked on a lolli

 

eaten by a pack of hyenas.

 

wrestled a walrus and lost.

 

attacked by rogue killer penguins

 

Bumped a thread so hard it flew out of your computer screen and got lodged in your throat

 

you had to change your name because you had become a target for a african "terrorist" group called the "pink elephants", but gradually, over time, you forgot to use your new name... some years later, you went on a wife buying trip, to a remote african village... the shaman recognised your name instantly and you were shot through with spirit arrows. no one came to your aid and the boogeyman gotchya

 

Fell off, celebrating the opening of the Dubai Tower

 

nice shot Earth!... unfortunately, the Pink Elephants followed you to Dubai, and just before you took that shot they had finished setting the explosives on the very same tower!!! you think you are far away enough from the building to just carry on taking pics, but sadly, as the tower is toppled over, it slowly becomes obvious the where the tip of the tower will land, will be in the very same spot on which you stand presently

all that was left, was the one photo you left us of the Dubai Tower...

ooops... that was intended for Earth...

 

got hit by the lightning the shoots up from the ground... survived, then fell off the hospital balcony while enjoying some fresh air

 

you bought this house, but then the tree broke while you were sleeping.

 

his anti-gravity invention really worked this time, he zipped off of the planet, never to be seen again...;-)

 

brain worms !

 

Me....

 

you

 

wearing a sweater in the summer...