You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

you resisted a cockerels advances and got pecked to death...

 

had sex with a dog and caught terrioritis

 

you thought you'd try zebra penis

 

tried to swallow a deep fried basketball

 

Got locked in a 40ft shipping container.

 

Was the first actual person ever to die by slipping on a banana peel

 

Choked to death trying to eat the banana peel that Monkey Boy tripped on

 

After slipping I fell off a 20ft building and landed on you.

 

started eating your tail and couldn't stop

 

was just walking along, minding his own, and suddenly, exploded into a million pieces...

 

Torn to bits by damned, dirty apes

 

over the years, you lost parts of yourself until one day you lost your head, and it was all over... nothing of you left

 

Cut in half all the way to the atoms. Those too were then cut in half, and then two of you appeared, but both died soon after, because only one set of organs was placed in both of you

 

global warming of course

 

Oprah tripped onto you

 

Bludgeoned by Mr. Green, with a candlestick, in the billiard room.

 

you smelt your own fart

 

Gasping for breath, she expires as she watches the man in the mask remove her heart, lungs and liver in a seedy hotel room on the west end.

 

knob fell off.... bled to death

 

hug overdose