You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Plastic surgery disaster while have those moles removed.

 

Turned a microwave into a space heater by figuring out how to run it with the door open. Died from radiation.

 

With his left foot

 

drank too much Syrup of Ipecac

 

momentarily distracted by a horse he noticed was mumbling something under it's breath as it passed him... understandably, he wasn't looking where he was going and fell down a hole that mysteriously, definitely wasn't there before he'd spotted the horse... it was the bottomless pit of Xrangupahssa that runs out of oxygen 5 miles in...





:beatdeadhorse5:you bad, bad, bad, BAD horse!!!

 

you were nonchalantly crossing the highway and got struck by a moose traveling at 100kph

 

you were the evil santas' guest of honour at his xmas bash... trampled underfoot by aroused reindeer

 

honked to death by a giant flying hippy duck.

 

sadly, you choked on Gorilla hair

 

sleeping with your eyes open

 

you were walking down the street and got struck in the head by a marble thrown out of a 30 story window.....this dazzed you and caused you to stumble off the curb onto a frozen mudpuddle....you slipped on the ice falling into the street infront of a trolly car.

 

got hit by someones poop from an airplane, and it went right through you, creating a perfect hole through you coming out your left thigh

 

You and I were on the suspended walkways where the reapers hatch, I was in the engine room collecting ammo when you called out the reaper by mistake and ran back, I ran out the door to save you with my elec. launcher. upon opening the door the I saw the nothing but insect drool and arms, needless to say it was immediate game over. The saddest part? We were playing local co-op.

 

You tried to fly in this suit.

 

became the horniest you ccould possibly be for 3 straight weeks with no sexual contact.. Gens then exploded

 

you got SO excited just thinking about sex, that when you tried to express what you were thinking you stuttered SO bad, you choked on your own tongue, and as you were "by yourself" at the time, no one could help you...

 

sheepsfoot packer accident......ok...so maybe it wasn't really an accident

 

Your board melted.

 

mmm...tadpoles...yummy.

you hit a chuckhole.