You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

You dared to blink during the family photo, so they cooked and served you for xmas dinner

 

ate too much bacon

 

you flew too close to the sun, melted and fell to earth.... all they found of you was this:

 

Beheaded for crying out Eddie Izzard's name during sex

 

tried to sail a boat across the ocean, but got eaten by the sea dragons before you dropped
off the edge of the world

 

was having a baloon ride and fared, shot into space and his eyes popped out and he suffocated

 

public beheading for wearing pants

 

you tried to explore the unexplored universe within and got turned inside out.

 

Too much starch in his shorts, chaffed to death

 

swallowed his own uvula

 

he got ya.

 

spanked to death by horny gorrillas

 

I gotta admit getting spanked to death would suck

You got a door closed on your hands over and over until you bled to death

 

you here

 

farted under the covers and gassed himself

 

that death by stoning looks so graphic, but why would you just sit there?
Id let the mob try to catch me, before Id just sit and take it.. or get shot if there is guards or something

^

 

Was asked to put on a red shirt and accompany Captain Kirk, Spock, and Bones on the landing team.

 

its the unknown one who always gets killed

 

Sat on by an african elephant