You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Tried to do a backflip on cement ground ahahahahaha

 

took too much acid (actually, i don't think that's possible...)... took loads of acid and found himself as an old man sitting under a tree... you sat down by him. he was about to open his mouth and say something when he turned into a giant lily flower and swallowed you whole... but that isn't really kicking the bucket... more like diving into a deep hole...

 

Tried to jump from the roof of a 23 story building into the 20th window of a 27 story building, sliding down the extremely tiny space down the two buildings, directly into rabid bunny rabbits and scorpians.

 

i hunted you down and killed you with my bare hands because you made me do maths!!!

 

binary numbers broke into your house, and killed you with your own douch nozzel

 

Accidentally left caps lock on the refrigerator open the bath water running the stove left on the lights flickering and the cat is hissing when the fire alarm is off you end up slipping on a banana peel and fall into the autimatic jumbo microwave.

 

you thought you'd show off to friends and drank a lake... you exploded

 

You shook hands with Dr.Anthrax and proceeded to suck his fingers. The next day you were murdered. By Dr.Cyanide.

 

you fell from a not very great height, but into a steaming bowl of leek soup... you were 1cm tall at the time and couldn't climb out... scalded and drownded

 

you saw a baby rino and your heart melted and leaked out of your bum!

 

your dress bottom got caught in your bicycle chain and it slowly pulled off until you got ran over by a dumptruck while pedaling naked

 

you were riding a telepathic giant white goose, when it found a long forgotten memory of yours... xmas 1983? GOOSE for dinner eh? goose does loop-the-loop... crikey!!!

 

you got trampled by a herd of whales and ended up suffercating in a blow hole!

 

you took both the red pill AND the blue one... you kinda split in two uke:

 

you laid an egg and it hatched into a T-Rex and bit off your head !

 

you were bundled by the Nephilim and crushed

 

was jumping on the bed and fell and broke her head

 

trying to "rock it in the free world"

 

you had your new speaker-hat on, so you didn't hear the train in time, while distracted by the interesting looking plant growing in between the tracks...

 

attaked and mugged by a gang of wild welks !