You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Smoked a homemade death cig with added extra drops of rat poison and plutonium and radioactive heroin cause you wanted to be hardcore.

 

lit a spliff at the same time you farted and blew up the whole street

 

rogue tomahawk missile locked on to your iphone signal

 

a very horny polar bear walked in on you while you were wanking...

 

tragic toenail clipping accident.

 

you were feeling in a self-harm kinda mood, so you asked a passing stranger to hit you... the stranger insisted you pay him first... you paid up, but unfortunately, he was a hitman!!! you were disposed of in a swift and professional manner...

 

Eaten to death by a cannibal on a raw food diet.

 

You got your tongue stuck in a donut hole and asphyxiated

 

you smoked bud laced with anthrax.

 

Your gay lover was actually a robot whos dick was sectretly a gun that shot you.

 

skewered and slow roasted over an open flame

 

slapped to death with a fish... monty python stylie, only much harder

 

stuffed so much pie and mash, then drowned in tea with milk!

 

took a trip down the wrong rabbit hole and forgot how to get back out.

 

it was your first time "walking hot coals" and you didn't realise you had to wait for the flames to die down... you were in there before anyone could stop you... burnt to a frazzle...

 

Yeah ..she went down yonder on the Chattahoochee and drowned in that muddy water

 

poked hemmrrhoid ointment too far up and puncherd his liver

 

you died of dehydration... you were exploring your inner universe, when a 4th dimensional being approached you... when it got close enough, it suddenly erupted appendages which sort and found orifices in you that you didn't even know existed... (they don't actually exist in the material world, so that comes as no surprise)... you became an ecstatic "one" with the being and decided not to return to the material universe... meanwhile, your physical body was in the physical universe still, and as you had told no one what you were up to, people thought you had gone on holiday, so you died of simple dehydration...