You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

you ate too many burgers and fries. Then exploded.

 

you post all your ideas and speculations on these forums till nothign is left, and your head is empty, and is then designated as a toxic waste dump site. dont worry, after the varius chemicals kill you, your head is designated a national park and a fund is started to clean up the toxic waste ^.^ happy ending

 

And you thought the toxic waste would turn you into a super hero, you were wrong!

 

...got in a fight with a platypus (and lost).

 

tried to take a picture of a kangaroo, and failed.

 

you get the common cold and suffer a nose so itchy it drives you to madness and you eventualy kill yourself to end the itching and horrible horrible dripping


(*shudders* you poor soul : o)

 

You were so ashamed of how you looked that you went to live underwater, where you evolved into something worse!

 

Pencil sharpening accident.

 

while giving a VERY long guy oral, he gets exited and pokes in, and accedently stabs through your lung

 

Went to Rosie O'Donnell's fancy dress party dressed as a hamburger.

 

jesus, the baby lionpandakittybear, got hungry, and demanded you sacrifice yourself to him, which you kindly refused on the grounds that you liked life. baby lionpandakittybear thought this reasonable and let you on your way where you met a lion that kinda sorta looked like baby lionpandakittybear, but infacts was just a lion, and as you waved, he leeeeeaaaaped and nommed on your head

 

Ah but what you didn't know, was me and the Lionpandakittybear had further talks, and whilst he really fancied a taste, I persuaded him of an even better solution to his hunger.

So, he promptly found Sobebella, who was propped on a spit and had an apple shoved in the mouth.

 

wtf baby lionpandakittybear :c i thought we was friends :/




you take a leak in the amazon river where a wierd parasitic worm wormed its way up your....ahem *worm* and migrates to your brain, nomming your tasty mind, however, your alone, and on your way to find civilization you find a tribe, who dont speek english but understand what is wrong and offer you help. you take it, but later find yourself on a stone slab being sacrificed to their god, as the worm in your brain was a holy being to them that found sacrifices for them


soooooo, the motto of this story is dont piss in lakes and steams, and if you do, dont find tribal peoples to help you, and if you do, bring pain killers.

 

OD'd on pain killers...?

 

no, if your gona go be sacrificed, your prob not gona wana feel it, because they dont got any laughing gas or anything, you get all the fun of being a sacrifice with them

basicly, you either end up as your brain ate out or sacrificed, probly by decapitation by natives

 

haha, okay. Drowned in a pool full of jello.

 

You went for a poo and a load of worms came out all in the toilet, they were even running down your legs, you panicked and slit your wrists, killing you and thousands of innocent worms.

 

I have no words.uke:

 

That's because you slept with your mouth open and a fly laid eggs in there and maggots ate your tonsils!

 

that was so gross balgis >.<


a tree seed lands in your hair when your young, and the roots grow into your head, and you start growing a tree outa your head...its cool at first but then it pokes into your brain to much and kills ya, and your headtree is is as a decretive tombstone